Romantically involved with myself

May 17

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

f-r-eckled:

im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

that’s 110%

wait I just got the joke

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hobbit-beach-bum:

Contemple comme l’art | via Tumblr on @weheartit.com - http://whrt.it/15T8sqz

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May 16

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

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May 15

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epiicer:

If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife

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