romantically involved with myself
zodiaccity:

Zodiac Files: How To Seduce A Taurus.

zodiaccity:

Zodiac Files: How To Seduce A Taurus.

theangelshaveteslasatncis:

folie-a-killjoy:

eli-manning:

gurry:

Aren’t we all internet explorers?

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do you mean we all run slow and people don’t like us?

thats exactly what we are

taylorswift:

youareinloves:

taylor swift is like that aunt that tries to be “hip” with the young’ns and “with the times” and then asks you what does bae stand for and after you tell her she starts calling everything bae even the lamp next to the couch

HEY YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAMP NEXT TO MY COUCH AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, VERY MUCH BAE.

undercover-witch:

You do know the one with the beautifully colored plumage is the male peacock and it only presents itself like that to attract the plain colored female, right?
So basically the only role your fabulousness has is to impress the plain ol’ me. And I may or may not give a fuck.

undercover-witch:

You do know the one with the beautifully colored plumage is the male peacock and it only presents itself like that to attract the plain colored female, right?

So basically the only role your fabulousness has is to impress the plain ol’ me. And I may or may not give a fuck.

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treasure:

how to take a test: cry on the paper and the choice closest to your tear is the answer

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pinklikeme:

vriskafuckingserket:

fortknots:

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This is my favorite motherfucking thing about getting closer to Halloween every FUCKING YEAR

This is the sound my phone makes when it’s someone I don’t know, true facts.

courtnog:

okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it

Unaired SNL Sketch: Nasim Pedrad as Aziz Ansari

misscinemafanatic:

I love Jim and Pam….