Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart
thats my right boob tho
Here… I fixed it for you guys!
Kelly and I broke up and she can do whatever she wants. And her new boyfriend seems awesome, if you’re into Indian people. I’m not.
Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.
Laughing so hard at the fix
scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this
I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes
Babies have no concept of object permanence
That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read.