romantically involved with myself
pannyphantom:

that—one—guyy:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

Shit me neither

pannyphantom:

that—one—guyy:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

Shit me neither

browningtons:

horsefricker:

browningtons:

Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart 

thats my right boob tho

babe

sassy-hook:

Here… I fixed it for you guys!

sassy-hook:

Here… I fixed it for you guys!

Kelly and I broke up and she can do whatever she wants. And her new boyfriend seems awesome, if you’re into Indian people. I’m not.

hairyholly:

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.


fixed it.

Laughing so hard at the fix

hairyholly:

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.

Laughing so hard at the fix

sexhaver:scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

sexhaver:

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

palomster:

sisterjudyjudybobudy:

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

LMFAOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHA

tipsycersei:

Never forget.